- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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