What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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A black person dies.

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What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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