Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Men

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Obama

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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