So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Yo mama so fat.

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