What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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