- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Women's rights

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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