- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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