Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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