- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Ask me if im a tree? No

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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