- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What do you call a black man? A person

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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