- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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