- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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