:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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