- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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