- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

CAVE JOHNSON.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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