Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Fat? Jesse Z

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

I need to start studying.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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