- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

It got hit by a rocket.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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