- Anti Joke

There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder