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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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