whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

anti jokes are really funny

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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