- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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