- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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