Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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KILL WHITEY

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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