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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Politics

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

osama bin laden is dead

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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