Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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i killed my family

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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