- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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