Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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