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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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