- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

an emo girl walked into a white room

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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