Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Women's rights.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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