- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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