What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Ron Paul for President!

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

matt is fat

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Fat people

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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