whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Heskey time.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Skinny people fart less.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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