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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Jordan is pregant

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

That's illegal What? Your mom

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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