Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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