Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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