- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you call a black man? A person

William wright is Gay

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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