A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

There's a god, just kidding.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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