A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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Set up Punch line.

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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boobs!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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