- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What are annoying? Ads.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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