- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Ask me if im a tree? No

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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