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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Black people.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What comes after 23? 24.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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