why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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what's the difference between a duck?

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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