- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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