A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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