whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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