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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.