- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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