- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

I hate long jokes -_-

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

what are you mike bibby?

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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