- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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