Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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