Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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why was the boy sad? because.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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