- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

the power to turn magnetism into light

i cant STAND cripple jokes

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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