What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Tucker Rivera

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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Major League Soccer

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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