Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Whats worse than suicide? death

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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