- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

being sober in a bar fight

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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