stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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