what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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