what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Equal rights!

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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