- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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