- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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