- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

YOU

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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