- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

A black man walks out of a police station

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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