- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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