What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Ain't idn't a word.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

richard is fag

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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