- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

The EPA.

So one time there was this woman learning...

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Woman rights.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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